Kids view VS. Adult view

I was wondering how many other parents go through this:

You say one thing, but your kids hear something else.

For example: 

You say "Clean up your room please."  The kids hear "Go play in your room until I call you."

You say "Please , Go wash your hands." The kids hear " Go to the bathroom and wet your hands."

You say "Get ready for bed."  The kids hear "Put pajamas on and then run around."

You say " Can you get a jacket?" The kids hear "Get another shirt on."

I am guessing that my attention to details when I was younger was a bit off.

But I am sure that I am not the  only parent that goes through this.  

 In the big scheme of life and things, These are rather minor complaints.

You see I think the world of my kids and love everyday that I have with them.

Also I count my blessings each and everyday and know he is above me watching.