Friday Funnies

Enjoy your weekend, God Bless!

passing

Eight days ago-My Grandmother passed away.
This is the only way I know to Cope with her passing.
I am going to tell you about Her.
I realize most people have a Grandmother, So when I say I will tell you about her, I can only
hope that it makes you think of yours.

She was a short woman, beautiful beyond in any description that would do her justice.
She nurtured 8 children and felt the loss of two, her heart was filled with love for all her grandchildren,
and great-grandchildren.
Since I am surrounded by the military life, She always came to visit my family wherever we were.
As, I moved from military child to military wife then I visited her, unfortunately not as much as I like too.

My memories of her, are that her food was so comforting and feeling ( which means GREAT).
I remember every time I saw her I would hug her and whisper in her ear, "I am so Hungry" but
since we had a language barrier I needed to learn I few key phrases in spanish.
I do now wish I would have learned it.
I had almost forgot that my grandparents were always a constant in my life. I came across pictures
at their house when I was very small, then as I grew up.
Sometimes, I remember seeing her sitting at her kitchen table reading her Bible, even the
newspaper. She had her chair that she always sat in, I miss her hugs,miss her kisses,
I miss everything about her. She is forever apart of ME.



First, promise learning spanish.

She gave me joy,she filled the room with laughter. I will truly miss her.

I don't mean to harp on this event in my life but I am her on this earth because she
met my grandfather and then choose to have my father.

Life is such a big thing, is makes things happen that you have no understanding, until one is left you wanting, or
missing, loving.
I believe her life was a celebration of good and bad, up and downs. But I celebrate her with love and memories, because
she gave me that and I think that is PRICELESS.


Thank you for reading my sad, but life filled post for today.

By the way I had to leave my babies and Guy behind and returning to them as I am typing this up. I have been away from them for Six days.

God Bless you.

deniaL, L now!

L is for life. Sure I could have used my "I" for infantcide, but I couldn't pass up the oppourtunity to question the birth of the President. However, he is a man who should be thankful that his mother chose to give birth to him. African Americans have a much higher abortion rate than caucasians. When will they stand up and pay attention to this fact? The President, that some people voted on based on the fact that he shared the same color of skin, holds a fundamental belief that it is acceptable to murder children! Do they not understand that Margret Sanger's push for Planned Parenthood and of birth control of any sort- but particularly abortion was a result of her trying to exterminate races of people that she found "unfavorable"? If you are black, jewish, poor, handicapped,or any number of things that were deemed "inferior" you were the very people the President's idols and collegues wanted murdered. There are many czars that the President has appointed that hold fast to these beliefs. Don't believe for a second that Science Czar John Holdren has turned a new leaf. If you do not accept the beliefs of these fringe liberals the last thing they want for you to do is procreate. The birth rates have been on a steady decline over the past 20 years. This is not a coinicidence, it is due to the indoctrination that abortion is an acceptable choice. Murder is never an acceptable choice and we should stop electing those that believe in is.

Thank you L.S.

Personal Note:
Thank you for L.S. for allowing me to post your words on here.
I believe life is a blessing, one of the greatest gifts God gave us.

deniAl, A now!

A is for acquaint. As in, might I suggest that this administration aquaint themselves with a little document called The Constitution of the United States of America? Stop sullying the reputation of a nation as great as ours by incurring billions of debt from China and other resources.. We need less interfering with the rights we are provided via the constitution and more getting this nation back on track. Stop trying to take our guns and indoctrinate our children and start doing what we are paying you for. Pay down our debt. Increase our national security. Provide a future for our children instead of stealing it away for generations to come. -


Thank you L.S.

ACQUAINT
To cause to come to know personally: Let me acquaint you with my family.
To make familiar: acquainted myself with the controls.
To inform: Please acquaint us with your plans.


Side note:

My children are learning the Constitution. As well as myself, so I can know exactly everything.. Although I should have learned it long ago.. I guess I should Thank our Government for encouraging ME.

God Bless.

denIal, I now!

I is for ineligible. Don't even get me started on whether or not the President is in fact elliglble to serve as leader to this great nation. One year after the election there shouldn't even be a question over this fact. Most conservatives would agree that a conservative or even just a mediocre republican would have had to prove their eligibility beyond a shadow of a doubt. It is reprehensible that President Obama did not comply with this BEFORE the election.

Ineligible:
–adjective
1. not eligible; not permitted or suitable: Employees are ineligible in this contest.
2. legally disqualified to hold an office.
3. legally disqualified to function as a juror, voter, witness, etc., or to become the recipient of a privilege.
–noun
4. a person who is ineligible, as a suitor or team member.

Thank you L.S.

deNial, N now!

N is for Nihilism. Maybe you don't believe in God but we do. Maybe you've forgotten that this nation was founded on religious convictions and principals. Maybe you've never heard speeches by former presidents that reflected this nations love and thankfulness for our Savior. Maybe you've never looked at all those dollars we are paying you, but each of of them says "In God we Trust". Stop telling us(and other countries) that America "is not a christian nation"(President Obama). Maybe you aren't a chrisitan, but there are millions of christians that you serve and represent.



Thanks L.S.


Nihilism:
1. total rejection of established laws and institutions.
2. anarchy, terrorism, or other revolutionary activity.
3. total and absolute destructiveness, esp. toward the world at large and including oneself: the power-mad nihilism that marked Hitler's last years.
4. Philosophy.
a. an extreme form of skepticism: the denial of all real existence or the possibility of an objective basis for truth.
b. nothingness or nonexistence.
5. (sometimes initial capital letter) the principles of a Russian revolutionary group, active in the latter half of the 19th century, holding that existing social and political institutions must be destroyed in order to clear the way for a new state of society and employing extreme measures, including terrorism and assassination.
6. annihilation of the self, or the individual consciousness, esp. as an aspect of mystical experience.

dEnial, E now!

E is for election. Need these senators be reminded that they were voted in by the people, for the people? Polls have shown that America does not want national healthcare. They also showed, as did the many protests around the United States, that we did not want to incur any more debt or support the stimulus package(s). We are telling you no, then why are you voting yes? You work for me. You represent me. You vote for me. Perhaps a study on Democracy vs. Oligarchy is in order? We voted you in, and unless you are going to take what we are saying seriously, We will in fact vote you out.


Thank you L.S.

Just in case our government reads this, I posted the definitions below.

Oligarchy

1. a form of government in which all power is vested in a few persons or in a dominant class or clique; government by the few.
2. a state or organization so ruled.

Democracy

1 a : government by the people; especially : rule of the majority b : a government in which the supreme power is vested in the people and exercised by them directly or indirectly through a system of representation usually involving periodically held free elections
2 : a political unit that has a democratic government
3 capitalized : the principles and policies of the Democratic party in the United States
4 : the common people especially when constituting the source of political authority
5 : the absence of hereditary or arbitrary class distinctions or privileges
3. the persons or class so ruling.

Denial

Denial?

I asked a friend to help with this: Thank you L.S.

D is for Deal Sneaking- as in- I am willing to sacrifice American's future over a backroom, closed door meeting with Senator Reid that will allow MY state to be exempt from incurring any ill-effects of the catastrophy that is nationalized health care in exchange for my vote for cloture. Yes Senator Nelson from Nebraska I am talking about you- and any of your collegues that would participate in such immoral meetings behind closed doors without the sanctioning or support of YOUR constituites.

Going to post the rest of the word as the weekend and week goes by.

Have a blessed Friday & weekend.

Something Funny? I think!

The economy is so bad that . . . .

1. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

2. I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

3. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

4. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call
them and ask if they meant you or them.

5. Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

6. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

7. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their
children's names.

8. A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico ..

9. Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

10. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore..

11. The Mafia is laying off judges.

12. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

13. Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh,
Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

And, finally...


14. I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was
suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

Thanks: DY

Quick post

The funnies for today. Although, I wish they were funny because THEY WERE NOT TRUE. So I guess they are not funny,
but sad. Thank you for giving me something to think about.

Hope you have a Blessed Day.
Please Keep Haiti in your prayers.

pure joy

Fourteen years ago today I had the greatest joy brought into my life. She is a gift from God, and my guy helped make
her the little person she was, and the young lady she is today. I wish her the best day ever, and pray that I can bring her as much joy as she has given her father and I.

Fourteen years ago she gave a purpose for why I was here on this earth. She made me a mother, friend. I only hope I can
teach her with Gods help all that she needs.

I Thank My Guy for without him I would be incomplete.

We Love you B.
LOVE:VBNMA

welcome Canada

thank you CANADA for visiting , please come back..

what you believe?

Update:
Months ago I told you about the W choice.
Our families choice to not shop there anymore, Well I am sad to report.

That this past week My Guy entered W and shopped, after finishing his shopping trip
and being rung up he realized what he had done. He said he became a bit ill, realizing how long we had
gone without W in our life. When he entered the house and I noticed the name on the plastic bags, I was so overwhelmed I started to Cry, Yes CRY.. My intent was not to make him feel bad (for he is my SoulMate), but realizing that in one 50 minute trip all my standing fast and strong to my morals. Came crashing down, I realize some of you may not understand my reasoning.
I don't think you need too, But as I realize in this new BETTER, CHANGED, Country we live in there are few things I can hold
on to, and feel good to support or not. So you can believe in what you want and I will believe in what I want.
This is want makes this country so GREAT!!



We did reaffirm are pact to not shop at W. We will start again to stand strong and fast on not being apart of W.

2010

I wish you and yours the best year, and ask you all to pray.
With each passing of an old year, we gain knowledge.
With the beginning of each year, we dream of the new experiences.